Thursday, August 10, 2006

Day 2: Belgium is Shit AND Weird [275 miles]

Well, we've managed 5 countries today (UK, France, Belgium, Holland & Germany), and it has to be said that Belgium is thoroughly bizarre. We stopped off for a well earned lunch break and both made a dash for the toilets. We noticed an old bag lady hanging around outside, but thought nothing of it - Then, whilst relieving ourselves we realised that she was actually watching us have a piss. I wouldn't mind but she was ugly. We were also deafened by some Belgian fella having an argument whilst defecating. THEN, we had to pay the bag lady 30 cents to get out! We only had a 10 euro note and she thought all her christmases had come at once. Silly bint. Then, whilst downing our lunch, some Dutch caravanners pulled up in the lorry bay next to where were and starting putting out their table and chairs - even though the weather sucked majorly and they were blocking the road(see below). I love Europe. Oh, but Belgium is shit. Don't go.

7 Comments:

At 10:05 am, August 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did you even pay for the piss.
I mean, you'd done it, not like you could take it back?

Can't believe that and a caravan where the highlights, no clubbing, no fit girlies?

 
At 12:36 pm, August 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

great start to the holiday fellas. mark you chose to omit the part when andy tried to get off with the 'bag lady' i guess......

keep the news coming, theres just me, bob and mark in the office at the moment and i'm wishing i was there......piss and all!

P.S. Sarah's been and she wanted to know where you are!

 
At 12:43 pm, August 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, what happened to the DB9, F40, Diablo or whatever it was you were telling everyone about? Oh well, I guess the little Japanese Corgi car is pretty nippy (no pun intended)

You paid someone to watch you piss? There are obviously issues there that need to be resolved - and 150mph on an Autobahn seems the best way to resolve 'em. Have a good trip lads.

Can we have more arguing/defecating stories? It makes an awful mess in my imagination. ]:)

 
At 1:17 pm, August 11, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marcus you need to change your title to Lack of Bean. Piss, old women and caravans. Tut tut. Im disappointed in you both.

 
At 6:10 pm, August 11, 2006, Blogger King Of Bean said...

err, anon, bite me.

 
At 3:01 pm, August 14, 2006, Blogger Donna said...

"Belgium is shit" - that's not really fair, is it?
Funny as fuck, but unfair.
I seem to remember it being a zone of total non-pulling, so I can definitely sympathise there.

 
At 3:51 pm, August 14, 2006, Blogger King Of Bean said...

Donna, no-one is reading this site - can you put your Promo Girl hat on please??!?! We're in Italy now and the *scenery* is much more impressive...

 

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