Day 7: Milan to Florence [195 Miles]
To add to our 'driving the wrong way down a one-way street' mishap in Geneva, we started today by going the wrong way round a busy roundabout in Milan - with the locals screaming their arses off at us. We simply thought they were loving our look. Still, this was easily rectified by an excellent mid roundabout euro-turn. My turn to drive today on the way to Florence through the beautiful Tuscany countryside. Obv the roof was down and no doubt we were probably looking very gay (Vinnie you would have loved mincing along with us you queen). Again, in true brits-abroad stylee I forgot to apply the suncream and have the biggest panda eyes you could ever imagine. Andy escaped this but instead has mosquito bites the size of gonads. As you'd expect, Florence is picture-postcard beautiful, but sadly overrun with Yanks creaming their pants...
(More Photos added, click for large version)
posted by King Of Bean @ 8/15/2006 10:12:00 pm
34 comments
34 Comments:
Lovely scenery...the views are fanastic...shame about the weather.....bollocks!
Where are the ladies you were going to meet. The lucky ladies you spent the previous six months telling me about before this tour?.....or is this Eurobean (Gay Division) Tours!
That maybe true....but it still doesn't make up for the fact that the only picture on your Blog is of a lady doin an impression of Barbie. Cindy's much better.
(BTW - I know what your like, no random pictures of women walking past etc. They need to talk to you and want to be in your company to count (What women would do that I hear you ask!!).
Jokes aside....looks great. Enjoy you gits, while I'm working my arse off.
O.C.D. Man (AKA Big Vin)
I think we need a photo of the panda eyes.
Donna, You don't count as your not a Eurobean lady. However, thank you for posting your picture....very hot.
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Either that or the person is a c**t.
I'm Professor Yang, obv.
Look I can't talk now I'm tidying up you bastards!
OCD Man
Hey guys....sounds and looks as though you are having fun. What I want to know is....is it Mark or Andy doing the useless driving up one way streets incorrectly? Do one of you need to go back to driving school?And I agree with Jen, show us the Panda eyes baby yeah!!
Enjoy the rest of Italy, it's lovely xx
Well we can both take the blame really. Andy was at the helm but at the time I was head of navigation and didn't notice either. As you know, I'm easily distracted...
Where is the next installment of Eurobean?
I need my Eurobean update before I go home!!! Pleeeaaaseee help meeeeeee.
Right then 'Points of View'....does the BBC suddenly not broadcast Eastenders because they are all off gallivanting around Europe? Does the bloke from Hart to Hart (Mr. Hart) suddenly not turn-up for filming because he is driving his extremely fast and sexy S2000 around the streets of Europe while shouting sod the viewers.....NO!
So why are we waiting for the next installment of the excellent Eurobean adventure starring those sexy cheeky chappies and men-about-town Andy & Mark?
I have no idea why I bother to pay my licence fee for this sort of service.
Andy's Secret Sexy Admirer (ASSA)
X
Any response to my comments will unfortuantely now have to be read in my own personally time as I am logging off to go home from a hard day of answering calls and waiting for "The Update" on the Eurobean blog.
Don't make me wait to long.......
ASSA
Also Hart-to-Hart and Eastenders are both shit.
Andy, who the hell is ASSA. Sounds like a bunny boiler if you ask me!
If ASSA is a stalker then you are the second of the Dangerous Three (Mark, you and me) to get a stalker. Mark being first. If you don't know who Mark's "Stalker is" I'm sure he will fill you in if you ask him.
Really enjoying the blog mate.
Take care
OCD Man
hello boys x
Andy, who the hell is that O.C.D. Man? He sounds like a total tosser to me.
Anyway, have you worked out how I know you. I'm sorry for using an alias but it make this whole sorry "affair" slightly more interesting.
Lloyds is the connection. However, there are many people working at Lloyds and in many locations so it is unfair of me to judge you for not working out who I am. Thank a mutual friend for the connection....
Andy, just back from the pub. Had a great night out. I was telling all the girls about Eurobean. Can you believe that some of them didn't get it..... Eurobean, coffee at its best.
X
ASSA, you fucking homo - all IP addresses to this site are logged you daft piece. Get back to your Thai bride.
FUCK! Nearly had you..... I was just about to say that we met a Llodys!!
OK Vin - I'll let you into a secret - the IP addresses aren't logged (you have to pay to get access to them, and obv EuroBean is on a tight budget here). I was just playing devil's advocate - I'll give you a clue as to what gave you away - "?"...
Actually.....Andy I did have you. I bloody called you earlier and you were trying to work out with me who the sexy ASSA !!!! Clearly you did agree that ASSA was a bunny boiler and you would not go near her with Mark dick (Has Mark still got one?) never mind your own.
BTW Andy, thanks for saying my Points of View piece was extremely well written.....credit where credit is due.
Bonjour!
Honest....it was all my own work!
Mark, what is the '?' give away?
True Andy. Git.
BTW - Another ealier night girls. Are you two in bed together with your laptops (and cocks out) typing this shit.
Oh ok....just your cocks out then!
Can't deny that. It's hot in here.
ASSA has been rumbled.....but Andy, I still like you!!!!
"Eurobean" more like EUROQUEEN! please leave the photos behind of 'the beautiful scenery'and get some more speed videos on there you couple of pussies...Or if your only gonna ponce around 165mph move over and i'll pass you on my scooter ....
I'll be in Monaco tomorrow if you want a race!
Bonjour ...! you know who your couple of slow pussy queens ...
Yes, but I like you Vinny!!
Xxxx
You can pick up a couple of women in Sass Cafe (in Moanaco), trust me its the place to go...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the irony. Just read the last comment - and the Sass cafe is exactly where we were plagued by Executive Crack Whores this evening - I'm guessing you must be a Pimp...
Hadn't thought of that... is that a common technique?!
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